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Jack and Diane

Noun. Oral sex immediately following anal intercourse.
A direct reference to the John Mellencamp song, "Jack and Diane," specifically the line "Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the tasty freeze." The chili dog refers to a penis having come into recent contact with fecal matter, and the word "suckin'" refers to a "blow job" (fellatio.)
Jesus fucking christ, Anna's breath reeks! I bet she just gave her boyfriend a Jack and Diane.
by Japhasca May 10, 2010
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Jack Vidgen

A 14 year old Aussie kid who auditioned for 'Australia's Got Talent' and due to his highly acclaimed voice, ended up winning the series. On the show he was compared to Justin Bieber (Who compared to this guy can't sing for shiz) but he says that that that's not just what he wants to be known as. The only thing that really annoys me is that it's like he HAS to have the Bieber Haircut. I mean, All these kids (Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson, Greyson Chance etc.) have the same stupid hairstyle. Wonder what would happen if they just came on stage with some spiky hair?
Girl: OMG! Justin Bieber is so freakin sexy!

Guy: WTF? He can't sing for shit! You should listen to this Jack Vidgen kid though, he's so much better.
by Timmymaboy August 21, 2011
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Jack in a Box

A penis that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.
Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!
by Quagmire517 September 9, 2011
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jack attack

Bean and I had a jack attack last night!
by Jilina September 22, 2005
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jack a wobblie

when ren punched me i was ready to jack a wobblie
by yuuki hisagi July 22, 2009
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safety jack

The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act.
Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...
by IRC got me laid July 16, 2009
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Psycho Jack

"Psycho Jack" is the alternate form of Jack Bauer from 24. He comes out from time to time when Jack is in great mental distress. Typically, when regular men are faced with a situation that they cannot mentally handle, they fall apart. Jack Bauer is no regular man, and when he is faced with such a situation, he struggles for a short time with the burden; slowly you can see a change in his eyes. Then Jack is then overtaken with an intense, psychotic, murderous rage.

While in this rage, Jack has no concern for his own life, can't really feel pain, shooting him just pisses him off even more and he will not stop until every single person he is currently facing is dead. His fits of rage typically only last a few minutes, but while fully raged he is without fear, hesitation, and all of his senses are heightened to near superhuman levels.
In Season 1 we saw his transformation to Psycho Jack for the first time. Nina tricked Jack into thinking his daughter had been murdered by Victor Drazen and his men.

You see the event nearly broke Jack, he even shed a few tears for the loss of his beloved daughter.

Then you saw a change in his eyes, and he drove a van into the warehouse were Drazen's men were waiting for him. He proceeded to kill every single person in the warehouse and confronted Drazen. He then proceeded to shoot Drazen 12 times until his gun ran out of bullets. With Drazen dead, Jack returns to his normal state.
by SRK J-ride April 23, 2010
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