when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.
Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO
by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018
Get the talking a shitmug. national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021
Get the national text someone you havent talked to for a long time daymug. That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.
by Death0A December 1, 2014
Get the Turf Talkmug. Woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. Basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death "threats," blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even Snapchat, etc.
Wife: "You're a piece of shit, screw you."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
by Serval.Sychotic! December 3, 2014
Get the trouble talkmug. Some times when, a female that is earnest for a marriage is having this character, ugh! & with it if you see, that no man is able to marry her these days in!
I think, Julia, is a season now, that you should not talkative woman of yours become, since Dave is chilled about all disturbing and not gaining! women they mourn for they marriages even of same sort man, Dave,s, stop!
by man!? June 14, 2018
Get the talkativemug. Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.
by Evilogin October 11, 2020
Get the reading and talkingmug. A form of language using only adjectives and nouns which makes no sense but has meaning i.e. to speak shitty smitty.
Smitty Talk "Rock, Dark Outside, Taco bell, Jacks mad." Translated to English- Please turn down the music.
by Merf6691 January 20, 2011
Get the Smitty Talkmug.