Muffin

An adorable person
They do be wholesome and loveable

They always help when you need help
They say they aren't adorable but in reality are a wholesome little bean
They are a Muffin head

'Alex is such an adorable little muffin head'

by jayne/jason bean November 26, 2020

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muffin

the most adorable existence and great best friend, funny, smort and friendly. will keep you safe and is the best friend you could ever have

man,i wanna be best friends with muffin!!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

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You can call someone a muffin meaning:
That they’re an adorable, smol, and cute muffin head. (You’re a muffin by this definition since I know you’re adorable)
NOW STOP DENYING THAT YOU’RE A MUFFIN AND ACCEPT THAT YOU’RE ADORABLE-

“You’re a muffin”
“No you areeeeee”
“You’re the best muffin”
“How dare”

by Wholesome Cat November 28, 2020

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Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

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Mr Muffin

a man who asbut iif gi as follwer twitte r on ryoutube he atarted with his sddfuebtue

Have you heard of Mr Muffin, he's quite the shitposter

by adudewhowantedtogofarbutcouldn November 6, 2020

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nothin' muffin

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.

Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.

Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.

by thekbird November 6, 2020

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