gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.

I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.

by Chavy gera February 27, 2017

Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Muffin

Someone that is a cutie and so wholesome.

Awwwww he's such a muffin.
Did you see the muffin at friendsgiving?

by embasprinklecake December 1, 2024

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017

Muffin Man

It is a Man that sells Muffins.

“Hey look its the Muffin Man!”

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Scuff Muffin

craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.

BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin

by alec 321 January 17, 2008

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011