Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

Muffin

Inspiring great affection; Adorable; Cutie;

That dog is such a muffin! I just want to hug him all day

by Corto's Meme Team November 9, 2022

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

barbecue muffin

The act of pouring barbecue sauce on a woman's vagina before going down on her.

Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.

by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

Muffin suitcase

When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.

"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."

by CerealRapist September 24, 2016

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

by Stave1 October 1, 2017

Shit muffin

A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass

Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"

by Shit burger🍔🍔 May 14, 2019