Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025
Get the Muffin Slutmug. A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.
by Hob knobber June 4, 2023
Get the Putz muffinmug. by SGT.PeaceMaker January 8, 2019
Get the Littlest Muffinmug. Is generally reffering to someone with a dirty pedro. This person would be related or called by a female or relationship figure. To be someones bear for instance,In this case a fuz muffin would be a male with a sanchez, pedro, or just plain hairy facial features during the act of loveable mention towards a boyfriend.
by MyMomHatesMe January 29, 2010
Get the Fuz Muffinmug. A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
by Oldfriedboot February 28, 2016
Get the Brownie muffinmug. When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
by dickscrambler October 6, 2016
Get the touch muffinmug. by MalMot March 27, 2024
Get the Cold Muffinmug.