Mind On My Murder

The opposite of a story or idea/mind. Mind on my Murder is the opposite of a story or other side, also a opposite of the first thing. YNW Melly has two songs named Murder on my mind and Mind on my Murder. Both are different sides to a homicide.

Person 1: I didn’t even shoot at him, i shot the metal and a bullet bounced of and hit him.

Person 2: He aimed straight at me and shot me in the stomach.

Person 3: Murder on my mind, Mind on my Murder. Stop lying, what happened.

Example II

Person 1: I will help you to become famous.

*Next day*
Person 1: No, get away from me, i never said i would help you.

Person 2: Stop pulling a Mind on my Murder shit. You said yesterday you would.

by ✞ July 22, 2019

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My Balls Itch

This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and
should not be taken as a joke. If you see
anyone with this disorder please contact
123myballsitch.com

Person 1: Yo wanna go to town
Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch
Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching

by Dodndbs November 27, 2021

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Sniffing My Dick

All up in my business

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!

by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008

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byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.

Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

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There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.

During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

by MikeH58 October 12, 2010

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