Lazin like a rasin

A phrased used for when you are totally chilled doing fuck all.

"Hey, what ya up 2?"

"meh, just lazin like a rasin."

by punch!uation October 28, 2009

drinking like a Ralph

A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)

The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.

dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"

nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"

by shannoneliot February 18, 2011

feel like donkey

When you or a person you know is feeling sub-par.

Jimmy: Man, I've been sick all week. I feel like donkey.

OR

Tom: Want to go to the party?
Dick: No--I feel like donkey.

by JDiggity May 22, 2008

partied like rockstars

Hardcore partying; Debotchery at its finest.

After having been up for 2 days, we polished off another 5th of Bacardi 151, then went to the Mexican strip club for some lovin'. And we missed Church too.

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004

high like falcon

high as a muthafucka after smokin the kind bud.

i smoked so much of that shit i was high like falcon

Dude! i'm high like falcon

by highasamuthafucka November 6, 2006

Bended like Beckham

The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.

Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.

by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

Moves like Jagger

A Russian Military Tactic to divert troops in swag formation, to confuse the enemy.

Luitenant: General, what Shall we do? The enemy approaches, general.

General: Tell the Troops to launch into the swag formation.

Luitenant: TROOPS, INITIATE THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER

by JohnJohnJohnny June 15, 2012