Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023

neil and jake

A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.

Neil and Jake are good friends

by Blobythechicken88 January 8, 2018

Jake

Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa

Jake sucks balls

A ANNOYING MOTHER FUCKER jake

by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024

Jake

A sensitive and sweet person that will never hurt you.A person that deserves the whole world<3

:Who deserves the world?
:jake:)

by Iceskat3_ November 20, 2021

Jake

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!

Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!

by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018

Jake

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.

Girl #1: Look, there's jake!
Girl #2: Which one?

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018