by agreatgal September 13, 2022
A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead
by Penidol January 31, 2018
Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
by quieroqueso May 01, 2021
by ItzPolarBearDK December 01, 2022
he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's
by jeezo yunglee November 01, 2013
When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.
We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.
by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 17, 2023
The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019