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Jacob

romantic and very loving person

vary kind hearted

a fighter and a lover

bold

has anger issues often

falls for girls easy but gets over them well

never scared of anybody

and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever meromantic and very loving person

vary kind hearted

a fighter and a lover

bold

has anger issues often

falls for girls easy but gets over them well

never scared of anybody

and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney spina
by Britaney spina February 13, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a person with big, tender, and juicy balls
Hey did you see Jacob’s?
Yes of course!!
by Maybe Jacob November 24, 2021
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Jacob/beanos

jacob/beanos a person who likes looking at CGDCT mainly anime girls and is TRASH AT ROBLOX AND PHANTOM FORCES AND JAILBREAK.... and he somehow has a girlfriend that he is very proud of and always by her side at any given time he cares for his girlfriend...(I bet jacob/beanos still watches hentai)
by i am good at chopsticks March 23, 2020
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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jacob kooba rafacz

a fire headed ginger, who burns burns people. He was the original FHD disease and lots of kids make fun of him and beat him up at school.
Jacob Kooba Rafacz gets beet up on Jan 20 every year on national kick a ginger day.
by Tmar the savage May 8, 2016
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jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs
by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018
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Jacob

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.
by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021
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