You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

The joy you feel when the weather matches your experience of that season from the years before. From a European perspective that would mean flowers in spring, warm weather in summer, falling leaves in autumn and snow in winter.
I feel so much seasonal happiness when I look out the window in december and see it´s actually snowing.
by thierna November 29, 2023

by Hay- Hay January 27, 2022

by highjinks February 19, 2025

The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.
by frittatita December 24, 2022

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy
person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
