hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020

Candace Harding

Beats pregnant women, pops pills and sleeps all day. Uses her children as meal tickets!

Don't be a Candace Harding!

by Crotch Goblin666 September 7, 2020

Three Hard

When something is too hard, to be too hard which then turn into three hard.

Rick: That new J.Cole album was some heat.

Julian: He’ll yea, that album was three hard

by Mjdk13 January 6, 2022

Hard

Hector

Hector is literally the defenition of hard

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018