green morning

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high

i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .

by four2zerochikk March 2, 2011

Green lovin

Having sex stoned long and slow,

green lovin is having great sex when stoned

i dont realy remember wha was said but i know we had a good time so we call it green lovin.

by High tripper March 5, 2011

Green Dating

The act of recycling partners within the same dating scene, sort of like musical chairs but with STDs, jealousy, and guilt.

Man, we need to move to a new city. Every eligible girl I know has slept with half of my friends. I don't want to resort to green dating.

by blondefonzie April 9, 2011

Green protein

Green protein is slang word for marijuana.

ayyy brah! pass the green protein

by petoavoidenceclub July 22, 2011

Green Polo Friday

Green Polo Friday is a term to describe the habit of insecure, ill-experienced co-workers attempting to strengthen their morale and unite through matching apparel. Interestingly enough, in the act of attempting to become more formidable as a group, the Green Polo's typically choose to represent themselves with the very color associated with employees who are "inexperienced" or "new".

-"Did you see all the rookies in the break room??"
-"Yeah, looks like it's another Green Polo Friday..."

-"Boss, you gotta do something about these Green Polo's... It's mayhem out here."
-"Hang in there. As long as their collars aren't popped, we're OK... Once that happens, then we're in trouble."

by The Enf0rcer July 29, 2011

Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011

Green Gobbler

The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.

Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.

by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011