pay the duck

UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/

Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.

Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.

"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."

"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."

"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."

by paytheduck May 1, 2025

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Duck Ass Jit

A mf who acts dumber than a duck and has the likeness off a jit.

“ugly ahh boy you a duck ass jit”
jit replies “head ahh”

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duck

a goofball, someone who does questionable things at times.

look at that dude, what a duck

by I'm not yadon March 20, 2020

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ducks swimming

Only the BEST swim team out there. They're like a family.

Yo man did you meet the girls from ducks swimming?

Yeah, they were the best! I wish I was cool enough to join.

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Duck girl

Duck girl is someone with the name of Connie(con con) 🦆

Boy: hey, con con duck girl
Con con: hey, Jbop what's good

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Ducking

When you use the web browser Duck Duck Go and you search something. Instead of G**gling something. You’re ducking it.

Did you hear about that podcast with Dr. Malone on Joe Rogan?

Yeah, I ducked it up yesterday and it was super interesting.

Oh, hold on, let me duck it up.

I’m ducking it up now.

by JacksonRL January 9, 2022

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