David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.
by Threecheers June 6, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 
Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Davide is always late for school.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
Get the Davidemug. David is someone who doesn't understand who Rhett Butler, Ashley Wilkes and Scar Let in gone with the wind was.
Woman 1: You see who King David was?
Man1: Yeah, he understood that being mean with the heart and not his unit was a real Skill of the Will.
Man1: Yeah, he understood that being mean with the heart and not his unit was a real Skill of the Will.
by tarianiss August 29, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024
Get the David Sonikkboom yangmug. Emmanuel Haylett: Hey do you know who David Cruz is?
Sheyenne :No who is that
Emmanuel Haylett: He is the sexy black mexican kid ☺️
Sheyenne :No who is that
Emmanuel Haylett: He is the sexy black mexican kid ☺️
by daddy_dex October 9, 2020
Get the David Cruzmug.