Cooter Cum

After your vagina has been exposed to poison oak or ivy and it is so swollen, smells,and itching so badly that it's unbearable and starts to weep.

I thought this girl had a crab fest down in her pants, she told me it was Cooter Cum and that she was exposed to poison ivy after her aunt rubbed leaves all over the crotch of her panties,

by Satan 79 February 14, 2026

Cooker

The comparative form of the slang "cooked." Used to describe someone who is in a significantly worse state of defeat, failure, or "doneness" than someone else who is merely "cooked."

You think you're having a bad day because you lost your keys? I lost my keys and my phone, I'm way cooker than you.

by The_Head_Chef March 7, 2026

Cooner

A Person who masturbates exclusively and only to black people. Outside of masturbation, this person also has a very clear bias toward black people in the dating world too.

dude 1: Toby is a real cooner, his last three girlfriends were all black!
dude 2: wow man, isnt that racist to say?
dude 1: What? no, i didnt say coon, i said coon-er, totally different

by youknowdebbir March 8, 2026

Cooter dumplings

It is flaps of the vagina. If will the labia 😂

Her cooter dumplings are hanging out of her vagina

by Tay44 March 23, 2026

Choperten

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Guy: Hey!
You: I just got in the way of a choperten.

by Gadoradtectonary April 8, 2026

Cookery

When someone is displaying immense craft and skill in any activity, they are using cookery. Cookery requires a great sense of style and boss-ness with what you are cooking up. Cookery also attracts a fuck ton of attention from others who observe.

Bro, did you see the way my man rapped those 3 on 3s so damn fast!!? Thats a special type of cookery he's using right there on the mic.

by SupaHotDefinitioner February 21, 2025

Cooter Cat Therapy

Therapy by means of getting vagina / pussy.

Abbreviation: C.C.T.

In Sentence: Babe can I come over for some Cooter Cat Therapy. Babe I'm feeling awesome after my C.C.T session yesterday evening, just what the doctor ordered.

by Khufu Akhu Mentuhotep March 14, 2025