butt iq

Stupidity is relative to the IQ of someone's head. Henceforth, if someone is stupid in their head, they obviosly are either as stupid or stupider in their butt.

"Strong Bad got an 'A' in Butt Algebra"

by M_Kitsune June 21, 2003

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Butt call

When one's pressure on one's phone, secondary to sitting on it, calls someone, while the owner of said phone is oblivious. Not to be confused with "booty call", an entirely different situation, in most cases.

I'm not answering the call, she has a penchant to accidentally "butt call" me.

by deedmsu1978 July 8, 2010

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butt imp

a mischievous little creature that relishes butt, crusted fecal matter, anal hair and burst hemorrhoids. Butt imps are known for licking dried up crusty poop from asses of others.
Synonyms: Ass Imp, Dirty old bastard

Big Mike is not a human, rather a butt imp, this is evident by his well-known fetish for the poop encrusted fence posts that he often shoves up his own ass, just to burst his hemorrhoids and snag his shit caked anal hair.

by Kevykins Mailbox March 31, 2009

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Butt Scoot

When a dog drags in butt along a carpeted surface. Usually when the dog has worms.

Also referred to as "the scoots"

Repeated instances of this have been known to cause canine companions to be referred to as "Scoots", "El Scootarino" or "Scoots, the poop-shoot scootin' wonder dog"

I swear to god if your stupid dog does the butt scoot one more time on our freshly cleaned carpet, your mother and I are getting a divorce!

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

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butt cork

I hate to say it, but it's just the thing on the end of a fly rod that covers the end, and is made of cork. You thought it was going be a hell of a lot juicier, didn't you.

This fly rod's butt cork is so dried out I might as well pull it off and put some rubber on there.

by KenFr December 22, 2008

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