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Momma Bear Ass

An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.
Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"
by SkyGuy069 June 18, 2023
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Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.
Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!
by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019
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sleepy pookie bear

When a boy falls asleep on FaceTime to a girl that is in a relationship with someone else
I think he might’ve been a sleepy pookie bear last night
by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023
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Vanilla Chocolate Bear

A term of affection used to describe somebody that is very affectionate. Usually loved by everyone, nobody can get enough hugs and affection from Vanilla Chocolate Bear. Usually Compatible with a Hucklebear...
I love Vanilla Chocolate Bear, he's the best, i can't live without him!! *usually followed by a hug*
by sheawoulf April 13, 2010
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Kitty Cat Bear

How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!
by FL fact finder January 14, 2021
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fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".
by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019
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I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.
Example does not exist for I am not a bear
by KL MB February 21, 2013
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