5-Star Glaze

To cum in your hand and drive by slap someone across the face with said jazz hand.

Yeah I got back at Ricky last night on my way back home, I hit him with a 5-Star glaze.

by YeGoose September 29, 2025

Resident Evil 5 Egg Trophy

Resident Evil 5 Egg Trophy

Resident Evil 5 Egg Trophy

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

5 to 6 top

A overlap of tarmac road above a largely used motorway or dual carriageway.

Jesus! Have you seen the 5 to 6 top?

by edward gaming September 2, 2022

5/21/2002

The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.

What happened 5/21/2002
. . .

by Ack! I'm chocking May 21, 2021

5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”

A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.

by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020

5 705794 928288

i like you in a code

guy: 5 705794 928288
girl: ?
guy: i like u

by anonymous animal April 20, 2017

5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.

Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 12, 2022