April 20

A day where everyone smokes weed and makes 420 jokes since it’s 4/20

Steve: Yo jack its 4/20
Jack: Hell yeah grab the pot
Steve: Why

Jack: Because it’s April 20
Steve: oh

by ButtfUckmaggIe July 18, 2022

My pussy smells like April fresh.

1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.

I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.

by Right and just July 18, 2022

April

April, is the most divine angel to grace the planet with her existence. Her energy radiates love, intelligence and sincerity (but like in a fun way, not a serious way... unless her incredible perceptive nature picked up that serious sincerity was necessary) To have an April in your life is a gift, she is undoubtably the most lovely, funny, witty, provocative, articulate, sexy person and she will render you unfit to love anyone else as she is perfect. April will always know how to layer clothing in a way that is very emergency intercom. Get yourself an April in your life.

"Who is that incredibly cool, beautiful, smiley, ethereal woman over there, in the TNs?"

"That's april"

by i love milfs forever August 2, 2022

April 18

Someone by the name of Blu was born on this day. It so happens to be Grey sucks Blu off day! What a surprise! Good luck, and have a good April 18.

Hey Blu! happy birthday! You know what this means, its april 18.

by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022

April 8

April 8th is national Grey sucks Blu off day! What a blessing. Right? People by the names of Grey Johnson should be grabbed by a Blu and as they makeout, Grey bends down and sucks him off.

Hey, Blu! Happy birthday! yknow what else is celebrated on April 8?

Oh no...

by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022

april

april is the sweetest person you can meet. always energetic and always full of life. she’s great at art and she loves talking to her friends. she’s always putting a smile on peoples faces and that’s why I love her. <3

april is my best friend!
april is super sweet and kind !

by totally not val August 8, 2022

April 19th

April 19th is the day the most beautiful and kind girls are born. They r so strong and kind hearted it's amazing. They are literally the sweetest girlfriend you could have. Your not taking mine tho... 😠 anyways... They look super innocent.. Until you have an actual conversation with them... The moment u get comfy with them... They kinky asf!! Y'all may not do shit in the beginning but it'll just keep getting kinkier

Bsf: bro who's that girl ur talking to she's always so cute and innocent?

Me: oh yeah she to to totally is she was also born on April 19th
Bsf: 👀😏
Me: 👀😏
Me:but honestly tho bro she's literally the sweetest ever

by Mommys.lil.s1ut August 11, 2022