Asshole

Goddammit!

Hym "Jordan you asshole! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now! You missed it! What I'm I supposed to do now!? Do you know how long it took to collect all of that garbage? I mean, my house doesn't even look right! I hate this! You guys don't get it but imagine this: Jordan gets dragged here by the FBI or something. They bring him- But oh wait! It's not for you FBI-man. You have to stand in the hall! So Jordan comes in and steps over some cans and he stands in the center of the apartment. He can see it all from there. The wall of bags. The pile of used nicotine pouches. The mountain of cans. The mound of cardboard boxes. And then I play Fake Wings from the .Hack soundtrack! 'This is it Jordan! Absolution!!!' And then he starts crying while I laugh manically. And then it haunts his dreams until his dying day. And then I get a parade or something.... Yup. Art. The ultimate art! It would have been the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of humanity! Second only to the creation of A.I... Which I ALSO DID! *Sigh* but now it's ruined... This is a tragedy..." 😔

by Hym Iam August 4, 2024

Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

galaxy asshole

It’s definitely not loose

That dude totally has a galaxy asshole

by Hippiepowers January 18, 2023

Asshole

Something mike sherm is. The

Asshole-mike sherm
“Im a mtf asshole,bitch im da shit” -mike sherm

by 5startatum January 19, 2023

Asshole

The KING of them

Hym "The KING of the assholes uh-thank-you-very-much. And now that we all agree than I'm right, I'll take my shit now please. You can all go... I don't know. Go fuck each other or whatever it is yoy filth oigs do when I'm not around."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Alcoholic asshole

Me

"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"

by Am not gay February 1, 2023

Asshole

Zach Crain is a narcissistic, egotistical, man/child who can only be defined by one word. (Asshole)

Zach was pulling a zach and being an asshole

by Fuckkitt buckitt February 15, 2023