A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024
Get the Flume Ride mug.To absolutely tap in to a cause by either riding on your own accord or by requested ridage from your fellow riders
I was riding Pakistan so hard last night, I asked my bro to ride too. It was fun watching India lose to Pakistan with my bro.
by Gangendem December 4, 2021
Get the Ride mug.PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
Get the hammock ride mug.The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
by jm6695 December 24, 2013
Get the The Ridings Theory mug.The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
Get the Alaskan bike ride mug.In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
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