He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S
by Pronkey October 22, 2019
That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.
by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 04, 2016
Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.
He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
by Fatdonkey42 April 08, 2024
Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay
If you can’t picture Jacob:
Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.
If you can’t picture Jacob:
Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.
by Lyrac March 30, 2023
A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022
When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
by ALEXISISISISISIS July 09, 2018