David Nisewonder

A bad ass motherfucker!

"That David nisewonder dude is a bad ass motherfucker! "

by Dude who recognizes coolness September 9, 2022

David Lee Mason

This is mainly for my brother for when he says, "I didn't ask."
He asked last week, and I have proof....
It's on the internet now and you're looking at it.

Me: "David come look at this"
David: "Did I ask?"
Me: "yes"
David Lee Mason asked

by Hey It's that one guy October 2, 2022

David

David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.

If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.

I met a David, and he was amazing!

by Dirty downsyndrom November 19, 2021

David boi

Rice man

David Boi likes rice

by A man man man man May 17, 2019

David

The most Emo person in the world, very caring and has a gold heart.

I can’t let go of David for being Emo!

by Kolipzy_master881 November 20, 2023

David

A very cool man. Usually very Hot. He can be smart. He is a good friend, and could be yours for 5.99 a month. Because they are too cool.

You- Davids are very hot
Your Friend- I know if I were gay, I would date him.

by Bravoss November 28, 2021

The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).

“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”

by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024