Butt call

When one's pressure on one's phone, secondary to sitting on it, calls someone, while the owner of said phone is oblivious. Not to be confused with "booty call", an entirely different situation, in most cases.

I'm not answering the call, she has a penchant to accidentally "butt call" me.

by deedmsu1978 July 8, 2010

butt iq

Stupidity is relative to the IQ of someone's head. Henceforth, if someone is stupid in their head, they obviosly are either as stupid or stupider in their butt.

"Strong Bad got an 'A' in Butt Algebra"

by M_Kitsune June 21, 2003

Butt Scoot

When a dog drags in butt along a carpeted surface. Usually when the dog has worms.

Also referred to as "the scoots"

Repeated instances of this have been known to cause canine companions to be referred to as "Scoots", "El Scootarino" or "Scoots, the poop-shoot scootin' wonder dog"

I swear to god if your stupid dog does the butt scoot one more time on our freshly cleaned carpet, your mother and I are getting a divorce!

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

Couch Butt

when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.

#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!

#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.

#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.

by ZipItGood April 1, 2011

Butt shovel

Slang term for a penis, especially after anal sex.

Dan discovered that when digging with his butt shovel, it's not the X that marks the spot, but the O.

by Butt shoveler March 6, 2010

Butt Slug

a guy who likes to have anal sex (in gay guys, he'd rather be the butch, not the bitch)

My boyfriend is SUCH a butt slug!

by Blonde420^_^ February 23, 2008

butt imp

a mischievous little creature that relishes butt, crusted fecal matter, anal hair and burst hemorrhoids. Butt imps are known for licking dried up crusty poop from asses of others.
Synonyms: Ass Imp, Dirty old bastard

Big Mike is not a human, rather a butt imp, this is evident by his well-known fetish for the poop encrusted fence posts that he often shoves up his own ass, just to burst his hemorrhoids and snag his shit caked anal hair.

by Kevykins Mailbox March 31, 2009