Load Your Wagon

The act of taking a Wawa hoagie, (any variety) and inserting it, in its entirety, up your anus, in order to sneak said hoagie in to either a Phillies game or concert at the Mann Music Centre.

I'm hungry and we're late for the Bon Iver concert! The food at the Mann is so expensive. I might have to stop at Wawa and load your wagon honey. sorry.

by Be like water. September 17, 2012

Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011

sauced your nade

When a male receives extreme sloppy blow

Remember when Liz sauced your nade brah!

by Nadesaucer December 20, 2019

Snap your Carrot

A slang term used to indicate when a male masturbates.

EXAMPLE 1:
June: "Hey, Wally... Wally... W A L L Y ! !"
Wally: "Jesus Christ, Mom, What?"
June: "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna sit around all day and snap your carrot?"

EXAMPLE 2:
Ward: "June, have you seen Wally?"
June: "I think he went upstairs to snap his carrot."

by Barn Breath January 1, 2017

Pissing in your pocket

To give someone an insincere compliment. A nice warm feeling in their pants.

"You have skills, I can't see how you didn't get that promotion ". (you don't have skills your a shit bloke really..just pissing in your pocket.)

by mr psuedonym April 9, 2015

come at your life

When someone is going to talk bout you, hit you with facts, flame you

yo I'm boutta come at your life bro

by Fjsofbf sjdn June 23, 2016

honey on your stinger

Sexual intercourse.

From "Johnny Be Good" (1988), in a line from Coach Sanders, played by veteran character actor Steve James (deceased).

Coach Sanders: "You boys wanna get some honey on your stinger tonight? Well, you're not gonna unless you get out there and kick some butt! Now let's go!"

Football Players (growling): "Hooh, hooh, hooh, yeah!"

by outnabout April 15, 2010