Bleach your mustache

Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.

Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."

by AbNb June 12, 2013

be raining on your parade

a) verb: (to) - to spoil someone's moment of fun or glory, often used sarcastically.
b) a synonym for the phrase " sorry to tell you this but (...)", followed by whatever piece of bad news you want to tell the person.

my ex-gf once told me, sorry to be raining on your parade, but I refuse to continue going out with you, unless you start going to the gym.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2014

Park your dingo

A term coined by Sir Marc of the Shires during an especially heated discussion with an Australian. The term is analogous to the English term "Hang fire".

"To delay doing something, especially making a decision, because you are waiting to see what will happen"

Aussie1: Let's jump in this cab.
Aussie2: Park your dingo ! the bus will be here in 2 mins.

by Yogles August 8, 2014

peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

fuck your time

1. When you don't have time for bullshit
2. used to show that the person is a waste of time/waste of anything
3. When you have nothing else to say

Man whore: let's hook up but keep this between me and you
Girl: nah, fuck your time.

Girl:can u come over and bring me ice cream?:)
Boy: if we don't makeout or some shit after then fuck your time

by Supergurl4 October 27, 2013

Pissing in your pocket

To give someone an insincere compliment. A nice warm feeling in their pants.

"You have skills, I can't see how you didn't get that promotion ". (you don't have skills your a shit bloke really..just pissing in your pocket.)

by mr psuedonym April 9, 2015

pull your cheek

The action used immediately before a fart when you nonchalantly pull on one buttcheek in an effort to spread the anus and thus prevent the fart from making noise.

"Aw dude, i really need to fart but i dont wanna make noise in this movie theater"
"Shit man, just pull your cheek!"

by bubbagumpᶘ ᵒᴥᵒ ᶅ June 14, 2015