poop snout

A medical condition characterized by decreased airflow through the nasal cavity due to being packed full of shit. Common causes include: tossing salad, ramming one's nose up the boss' ass and having one's head up one's ass.

Hey Joe, It looks like you got poop snout since you ate Carl's ass.

by Gary Coleman September 11, 2003

poop nipple

A nipple that has been dipped in a pile of poop.

I just got a fucking poop nipple!!

My nipple is covered in shit!

by xbraidx November 6, 2007

poop shoot

A gay mans favorite body part. The ass hole.

Hey baby, ever had your poop shoot licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

...or...

My faggot cousin Neal, takes in the poop shoot.

by Lance Thabian July 22, 2008

poop hike

A form of exercise carried out by regular walking of the dog.

Lee: Let's walk the dog. You need the exercise.
Geo: OK. Come on, Poochie. Time for a poop hike.

by Geode-E March 30, 2010

hooch poop

the bowel movement following a night of mixing beer and liquor. similar to the beer shit

Guy 1: oh that smells nasty!

Guy 2: sorry i had a hooch poop

by gh3 January 9, 2010

Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010

pooped up

1. A period of time when attempts to thoroughly poop are frequent and unsuccessful. (usually 30 minute to 2 hour intervals)

2. When you think you are done pooping but you have to go again.
3. Can't completely poop but still poop out a lot of poo

Buster ate mom's enchiladas and now he's pooped up for days.

by sparky lawn star June 3, 2010