I put on my workout clothes to go running, but ended up only going for a podcast walk listenig to this week's This American Life.
by iamtheword March 26, 2017
What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.
I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.
Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."
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by Mstarr01 July 27, 2020
A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO February 01, 2019