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turd

Amber Heard is cockney slang like a turd
by Colby312 June 1, 2022
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Rage Turd

When you take a shit on the bed to get back at your significant other.
Amber Heard took a Rage Turd on the bed
by TheMosher June 1, 2022
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Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.
You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.
by Gavvihn June 3, 2022
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Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.
I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.
by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021
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big turd

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.
"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."
by big Pepe man April 10, 2022
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Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame
you being a turd sandwich
by Moosekaper April 11, 2022
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