Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech September 23, 2012

Ninja

Just watch Naruto

I would love to be a ninja.

Naruto has ninja’s

by Dead_Rose42 August 2, 2021

ninja

An asian who totally kicks ass (like me).

Whoa! That guy is a freakin NINJA!

by theninjaofbeasts August 23, 2012

Ninja

The Guy Who Rages A Lot In Fortnite

Also...
10 Year Old Kid: Aw Fucc U
Ninja: THE FUCC U SAID TO ME U LITTLE SHIT!

Ninja Got Stream Snipped

by Im happy and love using 💻🖥📱 November 26, 2018

Ninja

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

Ninja has ligma

by RIP ETIKA July 4, 2019

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021

Spider-ninja

spider-ninja is a song made by grade 8 people in Canada and they are super cool and really chill people. Spider-ninja was inspired by a high school assembly and have brought these three gr 8 girls closer together as friends!!

Chelsea: Izzy sing Spider-ninja in the Talent Show
Izzy: That’s a great idea
Annika: I wanna sing too!!
All three girls: LETS SING OUR SONG TOGETHER

by let’s rock and roll 123 November 23, 2019