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suck my 9

by Whitak3r February 10, 2008
mugGet the suck my 9mug.

Suck my left nut

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one
by Left nut November 19, 2017
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national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
by yrfavho April 11, 2017
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The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck

When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.
Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.
mugGet the The Larry Dolan Circle of Suckmug.

dick sucking eyes

An adult male with eyes that give you the creeps or are overly effeminate.
Tom: Something has always bugged me about Patrick Swayze.

Hank: It's because he has dick sucking eyes.
by Witworth March 3, 2010
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U suck dick lol

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe
by Knicklichtchen September 12, 2018
mugGet the U suck dick lolmug.

suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
That bitch could suck a softball through a straw
by Venix May 27, 2014
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