spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.

Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!

by dirtybison November 17, 2021

Content Monster

Someone who abuses social media and posts anything and everything whether it’s real or fake for clout and followers. They believe they are influencers or really want to be.

TikTok is filled with videos of Content Monsters “catching their friends cheating with their boyfriends.”

by RedQueen77 May 4, 2020

Monzer Monster

A real man who grew a beard when 11 years old. The creator of "Gentlemanspil". Big man, Big heart, Big Cock, Big Beard.

"Wow that guy is huge, he must be MONZER MONSTER."

by bigdicklover1234567897544 September 10, 2021

Monster

The fucking thing under your bed

“Father for there is a monster under my bed” “shut the fuck up timmy and go to bed”

by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021

the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

Monster Energy

a drink for annoying people

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*

by Officialopposum August 8, 2021