Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019

Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

Muffin

a pet name you can use to refer to a very sweet, lovable maple syrup boy. Typically, they love when you call them this.

Keifer totally likes when I call him muffin.

by eyebrow doggo June 17, 2018

buffin muffin

The act of having anal while the person receiving the penis in the butt is actively "Taking a dump"

Dude sarah pulled a Buffin Muffin on me

by RyanisDum December 19, 2016

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

muffins

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

by anonymous April 10, 2021