French Morning Cleanse

Having a cup of coffee and cigarette, then blowing up the toilet

Having my French morning cleanse

by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025

French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 2, 2025

French Peggy

Title for a person that was french pegged (not the pegger)

Mark enjoyed his time with his little french peggy, making sure to use the available length of the baguette.

by WKKSKRI June 2, 2025

Worse than French diarrhea

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

French Mogger

Someone who mogs in their french class

PersonA: Hey do you have the answer for number 8 in this French quiz

PersonB:🤫🧏🧏(he’s the French Mogger)

by The French mogger🤫 April 2, 2024

French Piñata

When you execute a member of the monarchy by hanging, and then hit with an axe.

French Piñata's were a very popular birthday tradition during the Revolution of 1789.

by Kim Jin Un April 2, 2024

French reach around

When someone French kisses you’re butthole while giving you a handjob

“What’d you do after the party bro?”
“Oh not much, Sara gave me a French reach around.”

by Heiferhumper69 April 8, 2024