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neat bones

very cool, either literally
or sarcastically.
(a cross between "cool beans" and "neato".
the result of thinking faster than you can talk while describing something cool, or while mocking something.)
1. you: OMG! i love you!
me: NEAT BONES!

2. you: i ust got the new harry potter book!
me: *looks at you for a while* neat bones *smile*
by misskenzie May 15, 2008
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joey bones

The best person on earth, an amazing best friend, and the loser dummy stupid of my dreams 🥺
by haiii beb September 10, 2021
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Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.
Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'
by SM130definition May 9, 2011
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bone-smashing

verb -

an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.
Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."

Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"

Sean- "you wouldn't understand."
by couch truck May 14, 2024
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Rogue Boning

1) plastic stays or “boning” within a corset or bra that come loose or move out of place, resulting in bruising, soreness or hairline fractures of the ribs;

2) often unplanned, extraordinary sexual encounters of the circus kind.
1) After hearing something snap and feeling a sharp stab, I realized rogue boning was responsible for the discomfort in my bra.

2) Seatbelts, center consoles and the tight space of the Corvette never kept me and my guy from a little rogue boning, if you know what I mean.
by NemesisDuJour April 21, 2010
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Bones

The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones.

A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.

A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.

Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.

Often struggles at fantasy football.
"He's all bones that boy"

"Bone-saw's ready"

"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".
by Blackpanther December 13, 2012
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