Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.

Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.

by YuriMurder July 21, 2022

Cute socks

When a person has so many hoes they start having sex with socks for fun and that’s what the call cute socks people who normally do this there names normally start with J

Last night I heard blank having cute socks

by BigPimpMaster July 28, 2022

makie bum sock

when you put bum socks on your feet

you gwon get ya shoes & makie bum sock?

by Teresa7! July 28, 2022

Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022

pp sock

the pp sock is a *special* sock that is specially reserved for fun and filled with R E D A C T E D

Person 1: ayo why the fuck you have a pp sock?
Person 2: shhhh my mom might hear

by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

Sock

Some Other C*nts kid

Hey josh how did your date go the other night ?
Nah Brus had to cut it short as I found out she’s got a couple of socks at home

by Onewhospeaksthehardtruth August 15, 2022