retarded gazelle 

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.

josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.

retarded gazelle by youwantme23 January 23, 2011

Retardimistic

Adjective

Definition - When someone's opinion of what will happen in the future is very idiotic and doesn't make sense.

Your outlook on life is Retardimistic you fucking mong!

Retardimistic by Yevil23 February 26, 2011

retardedly attractive 

The act of holding so much attraction, that the pursuer goes dumb/retarded.

Joni was so retardedly attractive, that I forgot my name and went dumb.

retardedly attractive by Badgirljojo September 29, 2014

Retarderet 

Er ligesom din ven der hedder Jeppe.

"JEPPE! DU ER RETARDERET!"

Retarderet by Rasmus Andersen February 28, 2016

Retardler 

Retarded toddler child

"I was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle... What a retardler!"

Retardler by Impayler. October 7, 2016

Negative Retarded 

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

Negative Retarded by MikeTSa July 23, 2007

macly retarded 

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer

gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.

macly retarded by yearbook club December 20, 2007