Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021
Get the Pretty Pigmug. a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
Get the pigs and cows don't flymug. The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.
Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.
by Analytico April 6, 2023
Get the pig brainmug. 
by Lampollo February 1, 2025
Get the Guinea Pig Weekmug. Truffle pigging is a rummaging sexual game, where the aim of the game is for one person to hide their genitals beneath the covers of the bed. The other participant must then rummage through the covers to find the hidden genitals (truffle). Just like the European pig. Can also be played by more then 2 players.
by KingArthurTheFouteenth November 19, 2025
Get the Truffle Piggingmug. When you place a freshly cooked slice of bacon on your Penis and your partner eats your Penis like a Pigs in blanket, a classic in the traditional english roast dinner.
Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
Take it one step further and you can sever the “pigs in blankets” and serve it on a platter to diners e.g school canteen or a care home
by DaRastaPasta September 15, 2021
Get the Pigs In Blanketsmug.