Pig-ling

Pig-ling is an Asian pig

Wow! look its the famous Pig-ling!

by keiticakes February 18, 2025

Pig

Also called police, cops and 12(fuck them) they are the biggest gang in america as well as the most dangerous, they have no problem murdering an unarmed "criminal" in daylight and going home for a paid vacation (doesnt that make you feel protected?) Theyll also kidnap you for having a plant thats so dangerous you need to be removed from society, after that theyll give you a new room with the safest roommates youll ever have, isnt that sweet of them? It doesnt end there though theyll break in and enter your house because daddy government gave them a piece of paper that says its okay, after that theyll threaten you with guns and shoot your dog because its a "threat" no matter how small or harmless it is, but hey atleast they dont uphold shitty laws that incriminate people for victimless crimes while they let real criminals out in a few months and have them put on a list (im sure they really had to fight to keep their coworkers off that list) they also are great lovers with 40% of them being in a happy relationship, no seriously look up police 40% to find those great results, on a final note they like to play victim when they hurt or kill someone because theyre soooo traumatized from the experience

"Hey why do i smell bacon? Oh the pigs are out again nevermind"

by Serial arsonist May 29, 2022

Peppa pig

a obese hypocrite

you are a dumb peppa pig

by darealpolarisdone June 11, 2022

ungrateful tankie pig

"Even though I strongly opposed the firebombing of @friendlyjordies house, this very vicious, slimy ungrateful tankie pig - a washed up male model - nipples protruding"

"Did you see Drew called Jordies an ungrateful tankie pig because he called him fat?"

by LemonssnomeL July 31, 2024

Peppa Pig

Someone who is a spoilt brat!

Omg guys! she's such a Peppa Pig.

by mememememememememerrrr March 9, 2022

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020