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St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.
Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.
by Admiral blue balls August 29, 2022
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stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?
"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
by chaz17 July 14, 2005
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Fire hydrant fallacy

Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.
The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.
by Dr.stapleton February 12, 2022
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Ratio Cease Fire

A forced cease to a brutal ratio twitter feud. After two hours the user with more likes, retweets, or comments wins. This may not be met with another ratio remark.
“I have more interactions, I call a Ratio Cease Fire”
“Can’t believe a famous twitter persona lost a ratio and had to call a Ratio Cease Fire”
by Christian Chernoff July 21, 2021
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indian fire alarm

After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.
Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.
by It_could_happen_to_you September 7, 2012
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Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.
Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?
by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022
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alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."
by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013
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