alien nut 

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

alien nut by john doe March 17, 2004

bling nut 

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.

I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.

bling nut by Spewey April 13, 2004

The Nut Edox 

You dive your member on into your lady's blueberry yum yum and one of your balls gets stuck in her yum yum, the other one blocking it from view, like an equinox.

Eric suffered the nut Edox when he visited that whore on 5th street. Damn thats a big yum yum.

The Nut Edox by Clyde M. March 29, 2007

HSN Nut

A sad, pathetic, person who spends hours each day shopping at HSN and constantly calling in.

Mrs Ashforth was a real HSN Nut. Each day about 20 packages would arrive from them.

HSN Nut by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Dusty Nut

Old Man Skeet

When a man over the age of 60 unloads his dusty nut, a white dusty cloud appears from the penis

Dusty Nut by C1? January 3, 2009

brazilian nut wax 

The act of maxing 1's balls with duck tape.

I'm gonna give u a Brazilian nut wax if you don't shut up.

brazilian nut wax by lemonsarefood April 14, 2010

drummers nut 

The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.

Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"

drummers nut by drugstore cowboy July 18, 2011