Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

Ninja Duck

A rather loud fart.

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.

by #1id10t April 13, 2020

ninja

Ninja is a complete idiot and is addicted to his games.
Do NOT subscribe to him or follow him at all costs
You will be bombarded with meaningless fortnite streams

Dude ninja is such a moron, don’t do anything with him

by The Dissnosaur December 1, 2018

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021