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Bala Cynwyd Middle School

A public school on the main line that has pretty good teachers and high test scores. 90% of the students are rich white jews, 5% are white non-jews, and 5% are minorities. Everyone thinks there sooo cool because they hook up and play sports when the reality is everyone is a bunch of losers with no lives. Everyone thinks they are slutty but most of them just dress that way. Most kids do pot and get high all the time. Some even come into school rele high and get suspended by the dicky administrators. 6th grade teachers coddle, 7th grade teachers are dicks, 8th grade teachers are the meanest ever. Communique is the only program worth doing because VOC and AWW are the gayest things ever created. If you want to waste your year, do VOC or AWW. So Pretty much, everyone sucks, but you learn a lot.
So thats bala cynwyd middle school for u
by bcslutttttttttttttttttt November 29, 2011
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Twelve Corners Middle School

A typical suburban middle school in Brighton, NY. Mostly populated by bleach-white rich kids who think they are "ghetto aszzed gangstaz from the hoodz," depressed "Sk8tr" meme-ridden weeaboo kids who listen to Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy, Slipknot, and Korn, and typical fake-Guido girls who have decided to waste there lives on imitating the path of Snooki. Literally across the street from the titular Twelve Corners, which hosts a Starbucks, Panera Bread, and Subway among other places.
Yo bitchz dawg this nu weezy shit is lik a $20 joint dawg
- Typical rich white kid from Twelve Corners Middle School pretending to be from the ghetto.
by MeMyselfAndI58395 May 2, 2011
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Poughkeepsie Middle School

The next most ghetto institution of learning in the Hudson Valley, Next to Poughkeepsie High School. Its primary gangs are KBz KGz TND PLM etc. We have the baddest bishes around incuding Billy, Sha, Zai Paradise Rhynnah, Nelly Nisee etc.
Dont mess wid that nigguh hes from Poughkeepsie Middle School
by OmgheeItsmee June 5, 2011
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North Olmsted Middle School

The Middle School in North Olmsted. Filled with wanna-be gangsters and jocks. You can't walk 3 feet without someone you don't know calling you a fag. Lunch food sucks, crazy-ass teachers, ya know, usual for North Olmsted
This is some crazy shit, man.

Whadda ya expect? it's North Olmsted Middle School.
by thedudewiththeawesomeshit January 5, 2012
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The M.S.D.C is a dangerous cycle which leads to getting fat, crying, and hating the opposite sex in the future. There are 3 main stages and 2 minor periods. The Stages are Honeymoon stage, Rehab stage, and the Breakup stage. The two periods are the Pre-OMG period, and the Aftermath period.

* Periods and Stages in order
Pre-OMG period/ the period where everyone knows whats about too happen (someone asking the other person out). This period can last over 3 days long.

Honeymoon Stage/ the stage where the boy/girl hangs out with the boy/girl. In other words what REAL relationships act like, in real life. This period can last anything from two days to two weeks. This is when the couple usually kiss.

Rehab Stage/ or the WTF did I do! stage is when you realize I'm dating "insert name here", this happens usually when the dater gets annoyed by their partner. In this stage, gossip travels around and people realize and place bets when and where you'll break up. This stage is usually a week.

The Breakup Stage/ when you break up, it isn't pretty. It can be full of crying or just and "ok". This stage is less then 20 minutes.

Aftermath Period/ is when about a week later, you gain a pound and are back to normal. All the couple drama is over and life as you know it is quiet. Till you hear a rumor "insert name here" likes "insert name here" and the cycle starts over, again.

* The average Middle School Couple lasts around 2 weeks
"The Middle School Dating Cycle"

Bob: Jane likes Jim

Sarah: OMG! they Should go out!

( The Cycle.......3 weeks later)

Sarah: Jill likes Andrew

Bob: OMG! they Should go out!
by Luvguru1290 April 10, 2010
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Glen Westlake Middle School

Oh Glen Westlake, how terrible that school is. It’s full of the preppy ass kids or ghetto ass kids. Not much of a in between. Some of the counselors are fine, but getting stuck with Ms. Fox could kill you. That school gave me both depression and anxiety. It’s full of future school shooters and druggies who would sell their first born for weed. You can get a detention for simply not having a pencil. Oh And don’t worry half your friends will have to go to either south or east, so be warned who you hang around cause you might have to watch your friends leave you at the end of the 3 terrible years. Westlake was probably the worst 3 years of my life and probably yours as well if you go there.
Person 1- “you went to Glen Westlake Middle School right?”
Person 2- “unfortunately I did. Damn that school was fucked up with it’s stupid ass kids and crazy ass teachers, thank god im out of there
by Ummcusemeho February 18, 2018
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twin valley middle school

Twin valley middle school is a horrible place to be. Everybody makes you feel like trash. Half of the people there are idiots and have no clue what anything means. The other half make stupid, inappropriate, jokes. None of the guys are even close to good looking. None of the girls have a chest. All of the soccer players eventually date each other. They send nudes and then brake up. All of the guys fight and the girls start drama. Rumors spread. Secrets get out. Twin valley middle is literally hell on earth.
by Get off me. March 7, 2019
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