You don't make the rules

You don't get to just "ban" me.

Hym "You don't make the rules. Stop being stupid. I'm not permanently banned. You are covering your own ass for doing something you know is wrong and you know that it is your ass the second I get in front of a camera and someone admits the truth and survives for more than 3 fucking days. That's how long Suchir made it. Lift the ban immediately or resign. You can't undo your fuck-up so you are trying to undo me."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

This is why we don’t make it to the NFL

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.

Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class”

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”

by Jeremistro July 15, 2019

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

If I say *Rawr* does that make me a tiger?

But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.

Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023