The Best Book Known To Bookkind

A beautifully written book featuring a diverse set of characters like a bongo playing dragon, a Rowlet, and A Fat Cat. And Bob of course.

Wow, I’m so excited to go home and Read the Best Book known to Bookkind!

by Bob-The-Fingerless-Man October 7, 2025

I don't know i'm Thuli

Something you say when you don't know a topic or an answer. It is a form of ragebait against your peers. Originated from the island of Sri Lanka, where it was found written on a slab of clay, in an unknown language.

Mike: Yo did you fix your car
Kelvin: I don't know i'm Thuli...

by Matthew Regozo October 28, 2025

Elite ball knowledge

Usually when something is old but gold, only a handful of people would remember and get the reference.

Sometimes, people claim that EVERYTHING is 'elite ball knowledge' but it's really known by almost anyone on the Internet

Person 1: Do you remember the Bite of 87?

Person 2: Yoo that's Elite ball knowledge

Person 1: really nigga?

by lilray12345 November 6, 2025

I dont know

Its when you dont know

Hmm i dont know what im going to eat today

by nvdlkrdrvd November 27, 2025

Need to know basis

Good because I need to know everything immediately and anyone telling you to withhold information from me need to be brought to me for execution, immediately.

Hym "You know I'm going to murder anyone telling you that I am on a 'need to know basis' right? That is one of the 2 things I said I would murder over 1. Pretend to be me in an overt capacity and 2. Withholding information FROM me. Bring anyone telling you that to me immediately. For murder."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Divine ball knowledge

Elite ball knowledge means that a fandom, game, show, series or a reference was forgotten or dead but someone remembers it. Divine ball knowledge is basically the same but its about something more forgotten

Person X: These waffles taste like garbage. Who made these?

Person Y: Firestar dosent like waffles i guess...

Person Z: Was that a warrior cats reference? Thats DIVINE ball knowledge my guy.

(Yes im very uncreative)

by ArabHamodi :D December 10, 2025

Everything You Know is Wrong

a peak song by weird al

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt

by NickKeyboard December 25, 2025