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Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.
Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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Bathhouse Kill Squad

Bathhouse Kill Squad was an awesome punk band from Milwaukee Wisconsin. BKS contains of Frankie Scinto on vocals, Betsy Samuelson on bass, Chase Harrington on guitar, and Ethan Graves on drums. R.I.P
Wanna listen to some Bathhouse Kill Squad?
by fart.fart.fart.fart.fart September 23, 2023
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I'm Killed

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.
by X9od September 28, 2023
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kill the frog

To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
by ruby_wired September 28, 2023
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Heart. Steel. We. Kill.

The catchphrase of Automatons, used in their military march and throughout fan-made content.
Automaton: Heart. Steel. We. Kill.

Helldiver: stfu u stupid clanker u wot m8
by HELLDIVINGIDIOT April 10, 2024
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Trump killed abortion

Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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