Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022

HORSE

This word is largely common for brown people who look like chapatti heads. Specifically 3 foot 1 people (short people) with glasses. This word is a kind way of saying to someone you look like a horse. Because if they do, then they must after all we're not the one with bad eye sight

khadijah mohammed patel: *walks down the street and lands in shit*
you: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE MY HORSE YOU BENCHOD-

by pigeon <3 January 2, 2023

Horse

A Horse is a chicken but Bigger

You are an Ugly Horse who should feel horrible about themselves for the disgusting horse you are

by Alpha beta bravo 19 going dark January 3, 2023

Horse

Ur mom in my bed

UR MOM IS A HORSE

by jaxsontheman34 January 7, 2023

horse

animal with 4 legs, likes to party,

damn this dude crazy, yea nvm he a horse

by poopoodaadaa August 20, 2023

Topiary Horse

A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.

Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.

by MaccieG August 20, 2023

Horse Shrubbery

The disgusting shmegma coated pubes of a horse
See: bullshit

This is some fucking horse shrubbery

by Frogy120 August 22, 2023