Golden wedding

When you urinate on someone.

''She wanted a ring, so I gave her a golden wedding."

by Ty2p July 7, 2016

golden D

meaning either a woman's vagina or a man's penis. D=dick
commonly used between girls to throw off men when the man wants the golden D.

Oh my god Christina, he wants the golden D SO bad!!!!

by rozy <3 April 12, 2011

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

Golden bugle

When you receive a blowjob from your sugar daddy.

My sugar daddy Jordan golden bugled me after he treated me to a lovely dinner at Red Lobster.

by Tee Byrd September 16, 2017

Golden terd

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

by Motrey January 26, 2019

Golden Phonebox

When two men with a pissing fetish go dogging in a BT phonebox.

"Oh mate this phonebox smells awful!"

"yeah some dutty cretin has had a golden phonebox"

by I am so very cool October 14, 2018

golden marshmallow

A woman who is beautifully tanned and sweet

A marshmallow that has been roasted to Golden perfection on an open flame

That is one golden marshmallow of a woman.

I've only seen a golden marshmallow on the food Network.

by Aroach January 22, 2019