An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.
by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022
Get the Fucker ass fucker mug.The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
Get the Friend Fucker Philosophy mug.A word used to describe either someone who spends a lot of time in bed with different people (See also Slut) or just used as a joke, word of harassment, or verbal abuse.
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Get the Fucker mug.by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020
Get the Sweet mother fucker Jones mug.Any particular kid in my 5th grade four square group who was really fucking stupid and teams on me because I'm too good. Eh idc they are all homeless now anyway.
Jon:I HATE THOSE FOUR SQUARE FUCKERS!!!
Vinnie:yes.
Mason:I got ur back guys!
Jon and Vinnie: Team?
Mason: HELL YES!
Vinnie:yes.
Mason:I got ur back guys!
Jon and Vinnie: Team?
Mason: HELL YES!
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Get the Four Square Fucker mug.Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation
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