Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.

They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.

by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Fucker

A word used to describe either someone who spends a lot of time in bed with different people (See also Slut) or just used as a joke, word of harassment, or verbal abuse.

You are such a fucker!
Hey fucker!
You mother fucker!

by AbusedGenderFluid267 February 25, 2022

Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES

Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones

by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020

Four Square Fucker

Any particular kid in my 5th grade four square group who was really fucking stupid and teams on me because I'm too good. Eh idc they are all homeless now anyway.

Jon:I HATE THOSE FOUR SQUARE FUCKERS!!!

Vinnie:yes.
Mason:I got ur back guys!

Jon and Vinnie: Team?

Mason: HELL YES!

by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025

Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 7, 2018

Sucker fucker

When you suck and fuck someone at the same time

Retard

Me: hey babe, want to go do sucker fucker late.
My bf: sure babe.

by A friendly fag January 26, 2022