French Stroke

Jerking off a penis with movements that replicate the **Indian Burn.**

“I gave that dude a wicked French Stroke, his wiener was bright red after!”

by SharedIntelligence November 12, 2025

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French Offical Ruling

And immediate and out of left field ruling by French judges in a competition to ensure that the French competitors win. These do not have to have appeared in any of the official rules to begin with, it's simply that the French judges need to find a reason to disqualify the winner who is not French.

In the international stuntman competition, the French Offical Ruling was that the Americans were disqualified for using stuntman dressed up as Nazis to take Falls instance and therefore the French decided to disqualify them because they used Nazis.

by White-Buffalo November 19, 2025

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The French fryer

When a man dips his balls in beer batter then proceeds to put his balls in partner mouth that contains boiling oil.

Man 1: dude! Me and my slut of a girlfriend tried out the French fryer last night, my shit gone crispy!

Man 2: bet the shit smell real yummy!

by Binfella November 29, 2025

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french dream

A dream in which you take a dump, usually without knowing.

I have to wash my bed sheets, I had a french dream last night.

by marcus michael December 1, 2025

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French Entrance

Turning up a day late to a social engagement.

My gym was having a Xmas party. I didn’t feel social but I forced myself. Got dressed up. Walked over.

It was the day before! I’m such a knob! I totally did a French Entrance.

by Arcwords December 7, 2025

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